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Monday... [19 Aug 2005|08:04am]
So on Sunday night i convinced my friend Kyle to wake up at 6a.m and rollerblade with me all 24miles to Ontario Mills mall. The whole way there was great, the weather was perfect, and we even met people along the way. But right at the end of our trip, LITTERALLY down the street from the mall somthing caused my front wheels to JAM!; and threw me face first into the cement. Yah so no I sit here with 2stitches in my lip, a chipped tooth, i had to get my knee drained--in wich i also have a contusion. So to pass the time i spin in my chair as well as sleep. HELP me.


jake-ryan
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hmmmm [08 Jun 2005|09:57am]
[ mood | being home rocks ]

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -
He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.





Which of these candidates would be your Choice?




Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.






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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:
Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic



and in case you never saw this one..! ....

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?







Give up yet?








It's the 435 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

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suspendedÜ [07 Jun 2005|07:12pm]
yep im home being suspended.!!1

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yay!!!! [25 May 2005|09:13am]
[ mood | happy ]

so yup last thursdya was great, because my braces finally came off!!!=), im so happy no more brace face status. and yah im at home right now pretty bored, waiting for 930 to come around so i can hop on my bike and go down to get my retainers, then sadly ill have to go to school after the appointment.=(, but yah pretty much ill only be there for 4th period lunch and 5thperiod=), so eh i cant complain really!, well i hope every2 else has a great day=)...ttyl.

xcoxo
jake-ryan

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tonight!!! [22 May 2005|02:26am]
so tonight i went bowling with chris, kyle, kelsey, nell, sister-face<3, and mama ca!!!! it was soooo amazing. i lvoe all of you. well yah imt ried illw rite more later<3
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